Poetry Friday: “Instructions for Instructions”

I once again have my friend and fellow blogger/poet Michelle H. Barnes to thank for a Poetry Friday post. It was her blog’s “Ditty of the Month Challenge” that spurred me to write the following little piece of light verse.

Earlier this month, she interviewed another mutual friend, Liz Steinglass, about her upcoming debut children’s poetry collection, Soccerverse: Poems about Soccer (Wordsong, 2019), which arrives in stores next week. Following the lead of her poem, “Instructions for the Field,” Liz thought it might be fun to invite readers to write poems that speak to an inanimate object about how to do its job.

And so, ever the one to find the angle or subject no one else has, I decided to write instructions…for instructions!

Instructions for Instructions

Don’t give me cords in tangled knots.
Don’t show me tabs where there are slots.
Don’t leave out pieces I will need.
Don’t make your text too hard to read.
Your diagrams are convoluted.
“Some assembly,” quite disputed.
Don’t pretend there’s nothing to it
and please – don’t say a child can do it.

– © 2019 Matt F. Esenwine, all rights reserved

I dare say, I doubt there is anyone who can’t relate! Hope you like it – and if you’d care to read all of the poems submitted to Michelle’s blog, you can check out her Padlet HERE. Still looking for more poetry? Then head over to A Year of Reading, where Mary Lee Hahn is hosting today’s complete Poetry Friday roundup with a cool new book about writing prompts!


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20 thoughts on “Poetry Friday: “Instructions for Instructions”

  1. So great to discover your poem on the padlet, Matt! As usual, you’ve put your own clever spin on the challenge. Was it satisfying to write? Seems like maybe it was! (I know I’d have a thing or two to say to any number of bad instruction sheets.) Always a pleasure to have you participate, even if it isn’t as often as you used to. 🙂

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