I’ve been doing some research on wild animals lately, and it’s amazing the things I discover when I’m not trying. Like learning that anacondas can weigh over 200 pounds – or, as much as two toilets.
Yes, toilets. One standard toilet weighs about 100 pounds. As I said, it’s amazing what one can learn simply by accident!
Anyway, I got thinking about the green anaconda, specifically. The largest snake in the world, it may not grow quite as long as its cousin, the reticulated python, but when it comes to weight, no other snake compares. The largest ever found was 30 feet in length – half as long as a bowling lane – and weighed more than 500 pounds!
And because anacondas are members of the boa family, they rely on constriction to subdue their prey (fish, wild pigs, deer, even jaguars!) before swallowing it whole. They can then go weeks or months before eating again. Want to see an apex predator in action?
Any creature that can attack – and subdue – a crocodile has my utmost respect! But why am I am sharing this with you? Because, like so many things, all this information turned itself into a poem. I present to you…a haiku:
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Green Anaconda
Sssilence, ssstrength; one-month
hunger endsss in ssseconds here,
rainforessst café
– © 2017 Matt Forrest Esenwine, all rights reserved
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The Poetry Friday roundup can be found at A Teaching Life, so be sure to stop by and visit Tara for all of today’s poetry links along with a beautiful poem by Gary Soto!
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Your s’s in your haiku take on a terrifying effect after viewing the Anaconda at work . . .
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Thanks, Michelle – pretty amazing creatures, they are!
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That is one frightening snake! I worried about the coyotes in the woods when my kids were toddlers. Now I have to be thrilled that anacondas were not a possibility! I like the last line of your haiku. Usually one eats at a cafe, but in a rainforest, one might always be on the menu! 🙂
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Thank you, Brenda. The irony is that crocodiles are considered an apex predator – but not when an anaconda’s involved!
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Sssensational haiku, Matt! Mother Nature is a tough old biddy. Didn’t watch that video all through, and I don’t even like alligators! ;0)
Have a sssuper day.
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Thanks, Karen – have a nice day, too!
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While I enjoyed your poem about the anaconda, I think I would prefer not to meet one up close and personal. Thanks for sharing all the fascinating information you learned!
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Thanks, Kay! I wouldn’t want to meet one, either!
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When I traveled to Costa Rica with my students, we were on the watch for boa constrictors, no anacondas there. But boa thoughts were enough! What an amazing video, and your haiku is ssssimply great.
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Thanks so much, Linda!
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As a child I always loved those kinds of comparisons – saying that an anaconda can weigh 200 pounds wouldn’t have really meant that much to me, but the toilet comparison would have had me both fascinated, and in stitches! 🙂
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I know what you mean, Jane – having a visual or sensory comparison is not only helpful, it can be quite amusing!
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Against my better judgment, I watched the video (well, most of it). Haiku is not the form I would have thought of to capture that moment, Matt, but you sure made it work!
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Thanks, Michelle! I actually wrote the haiku first, and then as I was putting the post together, thought it might be helpful to show how stealthy and deadly the anaconda is. Either way, I’m glad it worked!
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Ack! That was amazing and scary. Great haiku, suitably sinister . . . and I didn’t realize toilets weighed 100 lbs. 🙂
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You learn something new everyday, don’t you?? Thanks, Jama!
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SSSoo sssimply fun. Looking forward to your book.
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Thank you, Jone!
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Yikessssss!
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I didn’t want to look, because anacondas completely freak me out! Even just the thought of them! Sssso sssscary!
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And if they are willing to attack an alligator or a jaguar, I want nothing to do with them!
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